Repeat the following words as fast as you can:
Peppa Pig, Peppa Pig, Peppa Pig, Peppa Pig, Peppa Pig, Peppa Pig, Peppa Pig, Peppa Pig, Peppa Pig, Peppa Pig, Peppa Pig, Peppa Pig, Peppa Pig, Peppa Pig, Peppa Pig.
Okay, now repeat this and it doesn’t have to be quite as fast as the first time:
Peppa Pig’s Big Splash, Peppa Pig’s Big Splash, Peppa Pig’s Big Splash, Peppa Pig’s Big Splash, Peppa Pig’s Big Splash, Peppa Pig’s Big Splash, Peppa Pig’s Big Splash.
How did you do? You probably didn’t get past the third Peppa Pig in the first test before the words ran together and had a head on collision in your mouth. The second version, Peppa Pig’s Big Splash almost forces you to enunciate much more slowly in order to get the words out in the proper order.
Okay, then… you have all passed the test, which means that you are all eligible to go see Lib Campbell in the live touring show of Peppa Pig’s Big Splash. We knew you would be happy about that; we certainly were when we passed the test. In fact, we ran out and immediately bought tickets for the show, which is what we suggest that you do too, because Peppa Pig’s Big Splash is selling out in every city in its United States tour.
Yes, you can bring family members and friends even if they didn’t take the test. Okay, yes, you can bring them even if they took the test and (sorry about this word) failed it. We like Lib so much as Peppa that we actually want everyone to go, but most of the other 7 billion people on the planet will have to wait until she travels to their area. You know how it is…the theatres that Peppa Pig’s Big Splash is playing in usually don’t hold even three quarters of a million audience members, so you can imagine trying to squeeze in 7 million all at one time. There just aren’t enough seats.
However, the people in the U.S. are truly lucky. They can sit in comfortable chairs in air-conditioned theatres and watch Lib maneuver Peppa (in large puppet form) as she sings songs and talks sweetly to Peppa’s family and friends on stage. The whole experience is heavenly and we recommend it to anyone who has kids and to anyone who is a kid, even if they are an adult.
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